Kamis, 07 Maret 2013

MONKEY AND CROCODILE



One day a monkey wanted to cross a river. He saw a crocodile in the river, so he asked the crocodile to take him across the other side. The crocodile told the monkey to jump on its back. Then the crocodile swam down the river.
Now, the crocodile was very hungry, so when it was in the middle of the river, it stopped and said to the monkey, ”Monkey, my father is very sick. He must eat the heart of the monkey. Then he will be strong again.”
The monkey thought for a while. Then he told the crocodile to swim back to the river bank.
“What’s for?” asked the crocodile.
“Because I didn’t bring my heart with me,” said the monkey. “I left it under the tree, near some coconuts.”
So, the crocodile turned around and swam back to the bank of the river. As soon as they reached the river bank, the monkey jumped off the crocodile’s back and climbed up to the top of a tree.
“Where is your heart?” asked the crocodile.
“You are foolish,” the monkey said to the crocodile. “Now I am free and you have nothing.”
The monkey told the crocodile not to try to fool him again. The crocodile swam away, hungry.

Snow Whit And Seven The Dwarfs

                                                               NARRATIVE

Once upon a time . . . in a great castle, a Prince's daughter grew up happy and contented, in spite of a jealous stepmother. She was very pretty, with blue eyes and long black hair. Her skin was delicate and fair, and so she was called Snow White. Everyone was quite sure she would become very beautiful. Though her stepmother was a wicked woman, she too was very beautiful, and the magic mirror told her this every day, whenever she asked it."Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the loveliest lady in the land?" The reply was always; "You are, your Majesty," until the dreadful day when she heard it say, "Snow White is the loveliest in the land." The stepmother was furious and, wild with jealousy, began plotting to get rid of her rival. Calling one of her trusty servants, she bribed him with a rich reward to take Snow White intc the forest, far away from the Castle. Then, unseen, he was to put her to death. The greedy servant, attracted to the reward, agreed to do this deed, and he led the innocent little girl away. However, when they came to the fatal spot, the man's courage failed him and, leaving Snow White sitting beside a tree, he mumbled an excuse and ran off. Snow White was all alone in the forest.
Night came, but the servant did not return. Snow White, alone in the dark forest, began to cry bitterly. She thought she could feel terrible eyes spying on her, and she heard strange sounds and rustlings that made her heart thump. At last, overcome by tiredness, she fell asleep curled under a tree.
Snow White slept fitfully, wakening from time to time with a start and staring into the darkness round her. Several times, she thought she felt something, or somebody touch her as she slept.
At last, dawn woke the forest to the song of the birds, and Snow White too, awoke. A whole world was stirring to life and the little girl was glad to see how silly her fears had been. However, the thick trees were like a wall round her, and as she tried to find out where she was, she came upon a path. She walked along it, hopefully. On she walked till she came to a clearing. There stood a strange cottage, with a tiny door, tiny windows and a tiny chimney pot. Everything about the cottage was much tinier than it ought to be. Snow White pushed the door open.
"l wonder who lives here?" she said to herself, peeping round the kitchen. "What tiny plates! And spoons! There must be seven of them, the table's laid for seven people." Upstairs was a bedroom with seven neat little beds. Going back to the kitchen, Snow White had an idea.
"I'll make them something to eat. When they come home, they'll be glad to find a meal ready." Towards dusk, seven tiny men marched homewards singing. But when they opened the door, to their surprise they found a bowl of hot steaming soup on the table, and the whole house spick and span. Upstairs was Snow White, fast asleep on one of the beds. The chief dwarf prodded her gently.
"Who are you?" he asked. Snow White told them her sad story, and tears sprang to the dwarfs' eyes. Then one of them said, as he noisily blew his nose:
"Stay here with us!"
"Hooray! Hooray!" they cheered, dancing joyfully round the little girl. The dwarfs said to Snow White:
"You can live here and tend to the house while we're down the mine. Don't worry about your stepmother leaving you in the forest. We love you and we'll take care of you!" Snow White gratefully accepted their hospitality, and next morning the dwarfs set off for work. But they warned Snow White not to open the door to strangers.
Meanwhile, the servant had returned to the castle, with the heart of a roe deer. He gave it to the cruel stepmother, telling her it belonged to Snow White, so that he could claim the reward. Highly pleased, the stepmother turned again to the magic mirror. But her hopes were dashed, for the mirror replied: "The loveliest in the land is still Snow White, who lives in the seven dwarfs' cottage, down in the forest." The stepmother was beside herself with rage.
"She must die! She must die!" she screamed. Disguising herself as an old peasant woman, she put a poisoned apple with the others in her basket. Then, taking the quickest way into the forest, she crossed the swamp at the edge of the trees. She reached the bank unseen, just as Snow White stood waving goodbye to the seven dwarfs on their way to the mine.
Snow White was in the kitchen when she heard the sound at the door: KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Who's there?" she called suspiciously, remembering the dwarfs advice.
"I'm an old peasant woman selling apples," came the reply.
"I don't need any apples, thank you," she replied.
"But they are beautiful apples and ever so juicy!" said the velvety voice from outside the door.
"I'm not supposed to open the door to anyone," said the little girl, who was reluctant to disobey her friends.
"And quite right too! Good girl! If you promised not to open up to strangers, then of course you can't buy. You are a good girl indeed!" Then the old woman went on.
"And as a reward for being good, I'm going to make you a gift of one of my apples!" Without a further thought, Snow White opened the door just a tiny crack, to take the apple.
"There! Now isn't that a nice apple?" Snow White bit into the fruit, and as she did, fell to the ground in a faint: the effect of the terrible poison left her lifeless instantaneously.
Now chuckling evilly, the wicked stepmother hurried off. But as she ran back across the swamp, she tripped and fell into the quicksand. No one heard her cries for help, and she disappeared without a trace.
Meanwhile, the dwarfs came out of the mine to find the sky had grown dark and stormy. Loud thunder echoed through the valleys and streaks of lightning ripped the sky. Worried about Snow White they ran as quickly as they could down the mountain to the cottage.
There they found Snow White, lying still and lifeless, the poisoned apple by her side. They did their best to bring her around, but it was no use.
They wept and wept for a long time. Then they laid her on a bed of rose petals, carried her into the forest and put her in a crystal coffin.
Each day they laid a flower there.
Then one evening, they discovered a strange young man admiring Snow White's lovely face through the glass. After listening to the story, the Prince (for he was a prince!) made a suggestion.
"If you allow me to take her to the Castle, I'll call in famous doctors to waken her from this peculiar sleep. She's so lovely . . . I'd love to kiss her. . . !" He did, and as though by magic, the Prince's kiss broke the spell. To everyone's astonishment, Snow White opened her eyes. She had amazingly come back to life! Now in love, the Prince asked Snow White to marry him, and the dwarfs reluctantly had to say good bye to Snow White.
From that day on, Snow White lived happily in a great castle. But from time to time, she was drawn back to visit the little cottage down in the forest.

PERSIJA JAKARTA

                                                 PERSIJA JAKARTA


Berdiri: 1928
Alamat: Jl. Tulodong Bawah II No.3 Kebayoran Baru Indonesia
Telepon: +62 (0) 21 9827 8677
Faksimile: +62 (0) 21 9828 8685
Ketua: Ferry Paulus
Direktur: Benny Irwan
Stadion: Gelora Bung Karno
Sejarah Singkat
Pada zaman Hindia Belanda, nama awal Persija adalah Voetbalbond Indonesische Jacatra (VIJ). Pasca Republik Indonesia kembali ke bentuk negara kesatuan, VIJ berganti nama menjadi Persatuan sepak bola Indonesia Jakarta (Persija). Pada saat itu,Nederlandsch Indisch Voetbal Unie (NIVU) sebagai organisasi tandingan PSSI masih ada.

Di sisi lain, Voetbalbond Batavia en Omstreken (VBO) sebagai perserikatan tandingan Persija juga masih ada. Terlepas dari takdir atau bukan, seiring dengan berdaulatnya negara Indonesia, NIVU mau tidak mau harus bubar, dan merembet ke anggotanya, termasuk VBO. Pada pertengahan tahun 1951, VBO mengadakan pertemuan untuk membubarkan diri, dan menganjurkan dirinya untuk bergabung dengan Persija.

Sempat menjadi jawara di era Perserikatan, klub ini semakin bersinar di era sepakbola profesional, setelah mendapat dukungan dan perhatian yang besar dari Gubernur DKI Jakarta Sutiyoso kala itu.

Sayang seiring dengan lengsernya pria yang akrab di sapa Bang Yos itu, maka kondisi keuangan Persija menjadi tidak jelas. Hal itu setelah dana Anggaran dan Pendapatan Belaja Daerah (APBD) DKI Jakarta yang selama ini menopang kehidupan tim, tak lagi bisa dinikmati. 

Akibatnya Persija mengalami krisis finansial yang hingga saat ini masih terus dialami tim yang memiliki pendukung fanatik yang cukup besar bernama Jak Mania.

Pada Superliga Indonesia 2009/10, suasana tak kondusif di dalam manajemen klub membuat kehilangan calon investor. Dampak lainnya, manajemen terlambat memburu pemain. Bahkan untuk kursi pelatih hingga sekarang belum kejelasan siapa yang bertugas. Benny Dollo menjabat sebagai direktur teknik Persija, sementara Rahmad Darmawan resmi menangani klub ini untuk musim 2010/11 setelah melepas jabatan pelatih Sriwijaya FC Palembang.

Pada akhir 2011, PSS mengakui PT. Persija Jaya sebagai administratur di kompetisi resmi. Hal itu membuat terjadinya dualisme di dalam tim asal Jakarta ini. PT. Persija Jaya tampil di Indonesia Premier League (IPL) di penyelenggara Liga Prima Indonesia Sportindo (LPIS). Sementara PT. Persija Jaya Jakarta tetap ikut di Indonesia Super League (ISL) di bawah PT. Liga Indonesia.

ARSENAL

                                                            ARSENAL


Berdiri: 1886
Alamat: Emirates Stadium, Drayton Park, London N5 England
Telepon: 020 7704 4000
Faksimile: 020 7704 4001
Surat Elektronik: website@arsenal.co.uk
Laman Resmi: http://www.arsenal.com
Ketua: Peter Hill-Wood
Direktur: Ken Friar, Sir Chips Keswick, Lord Harris of Peckham, Stanley Kroenke
Stadion: Emirates
Sejarah Singkat
Arus gelar Arsenal praktis terhenti sejak musim 2004/05. Di kancah liga, Arsenal malah belum lagi berhasil merebut gelar juara sejak kali terakhir melakukannya lima musim lalu. Mungkin ini menjadi bukti kalau kebijakan penggunaan pemain muda yang dikedepankan Arsene Wenger belakangan ini belum membuahkan hasil. Tapi, harus dilihat pula faktor finansial yang menyulitkan Arsenal dalam proses transfer pemain, terutama musim panas ini. Arsenal ditahun 2014 ini memenangkan piala FA dengan mengalahkan Hull City.

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